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Things I’ve Lied About – Why loan companies near me are in business!

Things I’ve Lied About

OK, I admit it. I’m a liar. I’m not always 100% truthful. And since I don’t believe in God and am not a Catholic, I won’t be going to confession any time soon.

So here are my confessions. A list of the things I lie about.

Not reading my messages

If you send me a text, Whatsapp message, Wechat, iMessage. Basically any kind of message that I’ll get a notification for on my phone. Then I’ve read it. Probably less than a minute after it was sent I read it. But will I reply? No, I won’t. Not for an unacceptable length of time anyway. And when I do, I’ll start with ‘sorry, I just saw your message’. Lies.

Missing your call

If you called me and I didn’t pick up and I wasn’t at like a funeral, or a wedding, and my phone wasn’t off. Then I didn’t miss your call. I saw my phone ring and then sat silently frozen in one place until it stopped. Sorry.

Being busy

Because I feel like it’s unacceptable to say ‘sorry I wish I could meet you for drinks, but I’d rather stay home alone and binge watch Netflix while eating myself into a coma’.

About owing money

About the fact that I am probably the reason that all of the loan companies near me are still in business. I methodically make my way down the street and take out as many loans as I can. And I know it’s irresponsible. I just like money! Sue me!

That I’m a vegetarian

I’m not actually sorry about this one. I tell people I’m a vegetarian even though it’s not really true because it’s easier to pretend to have morals about eating animals than it is to explain that I don’t eat meat because I don’t like it.

Turns out I’m pretty antisocial really. I should probably work on that I guess.

Also guys im looking for some very cheap car insurance no deposit needed. Let me know if you got an recommendations!

Thx and bye for now…

cool car

Full coverage car insurance – Got any advice for me?

Hey!

Didn’t want this to be my first post, but this is a blog, and maybe someone out there in the internet can help me.

I’m looking for some full coverage car insurance. I live in New Jersey, if that helps.

From what I read here: http://www.autoinsurancemonkey.com/, thing’s like full coverage car insurance aren’t real. It’s just a made term that means buying a ton of car insurance coverage.

I’m in the process of getting a bunch of quotes from the website above, anyone know how much I can expect to pay? 2010 Toyota Corolla, with 2 speeding tickets unfortunately.

Looking to get the speeding tickets off my record, since it’s been a while.

Also some of you might be thinking why in the world I’m trying to buy full coverage auto insurance, and not just get some basic insurance. Here’s why:

You GUYS!

I pickup personal training clients from time to time and drop them off home as well. I want to make sure we’re covered 100%! Even if I have to pay a little bit more =P.

Also here’s an interesting read for you guys: Who has the cheapest auto insurance

P.S If you help me out, I’ll give you a free training session! So if you know any good insurance companies, or can hook me up with a discount please do!

P.P.S The car above isn’t mine. Hopefully someday I can afford it though.

Welcome to Gorczycains

My name is Cain. I’m a personal fitness trainer based in New Jersey. A lot of people call me crazy cain because of my hard workout routines, hence the name of this website! If you’d like to know more about me please visit my about page, or send me an email!

About this blog?

I decided to create this blog to share workout routines, recipes, and motivational pictures that inspire me. I’m not a good writer, but I’ll do my best.

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If you’re in the New jersey area and you’re looking for a personal trainer I’m your guy! If you live in another state or country I can create online workout plans and diets for you.

You can get in contact with me by emailing me at admin@gorczycains.com

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